Deer Antlers

One day, the dogs had deer antlers. They were fine about it until Red decided to bury his in the lawn. When the dogs went out later, Red dug up his antler and showed it to Gali. Galaxy then wanted it, Red did too because it was his antler and Gali was taking it. It turned into a fight, but then it stopped, (of course, we had to stop it.) It was ok afterwards.

I was taking my shower and it started. It was kind of a frenzy fight.

Anyway, the dogs made up and they were very happy.

The dogs didn't seem to be angry at each other after we pulled them apart. They were just fine about it.

The dogs are still good dogs even though they fought. They are just like people and how the way people make up too.

THEY ARE DOGS, BUT DOGS ARE PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG!

P.S. I am so sorry there haven't been any posts up on My dog Red for a while. I have been very busy with things and have not had time to do blogs. SORRY!!

Not a Problem

Dear Reader(s),

I have not done a post like this in a long time, so, I don't want you to be to jared by this. It might be a little violent with the words.   THANK YOU!
 
"Red, is that your bed? I don't think so, " I said.

"Yeah,  I do not think that is your bed, so you may get out of it," Mum said.

"That is Gali's bed and you shouldn't be in there. Galaxy might want to sleep in there and she can't because you are in there, " I told him.

"SO?" he spat back.

"I'm just saying that that is not your bed and you should get out of it," I crossly said.

"FINE, I DON'T CARE, I WANT TO SLEEP HERE AND I GET TO DO THAT. YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THE DECISION FOR ME. I WANT TO SLEEP HERE." Red said in a bold voice and that would let him sleep in there.

"Fine, sleep in there, I will go and do something else," I said.

Hi again, I am going to tell you about Red sleeping in the wrong bed that is not his bed.

This one day Red was sleeping in Gali's bed. He meant to because he never goes in her bed otherwise. He knows which is his bed and he knows which is her bed, but he never wants to sleep in his bed. You know how it is when the dogs or cats or any animal normally wants to trade toys or anything. So, when Red goes in Gali's bed, we get angry at him.

If Gali's  bed was Red's bed he would sleep in it, but then it would be his bed so he would want the bed he has now. He would always want the bed that isn't his unlike Galaxy.

Gali never wants his bed, plus she is too big for it. She would just over flow it. She is like Red who knows which is her bed and just goes in the right bed, not the wrong bed.

In any case, they both know which is their bed, it is that Red just doesn't think that it is the wrong bed and Gali does.

There is a picture at the bottom.

What a Piggy

One day, we took Red to have his glands done. Whenever I go to the doctor with him, I get treats so he can keep in focus so he doesn't get in fights. So, whenever I get treats there, he climbs up on the couch and tries to get the treats, but he never does. He tries so hard but no matter how hard he tries he doesn't get them. Red needs to find a new way to get them. He can not get them, because he is too short, unlike Gali who would be able to get them. She is not as piggish, so she wouldn't do that. Red is just such a piggy that he does anything to get more food. He tried and tried to get those treats but he didn't get them. In any case, I should maybe talk a little bit about his glands. So, when Red goes to the back to get his glands done, he goes happily over there, but when he gets there it isn't so great. Red screams and screams and screams because it hurts so much that he can't deal with it, but he has to. When it is over we ask if he screamed a lot, and they normally say he did so we take him home and give him a bath. We give him a bath because the flued drips down his legs. So, we give him a bath and then we let him go crazy. Anyways, I have to feed the dogs and get going. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING MY POST!!



 

Red's Spurts of Crazy Babyness

Dear Reader(s), I am sorry that I haven't been writing my usual posts, but I have been very busy and have not had time to write them. Thank you for being patient and not e-mailing me a lot. I appreciate that very much. THANK You ! Hi, would you like to talk about how Red gets his crazy baby spurts like Galaxy? So, when Red gets crazy, he wants to play with his toys and go berserk. He also wants you to throw the toy and play with him,(which we never have time to do). It is extremely funny when he does that. I don't think it is as much with Gali because she always has beanie time and that is why we call her Beanie. We don't call Red Beanie because it is confusing to the dogs when they are called the same name, and he isn't going crazy all the time. Anyways, I better get going on the end of my day.(The dogs want to eat dinner so, I have to feed them and walk them.) There is not a picture at the bottom. P.S. Red and Galaxy are both very good dogs and that is also why I like to write about them. I also write about them because they have interesting things to write about. Thank You!!!

Doggie Bagels

Once upon a time, Mama and I went to Noah's. That is where you get bagels. They have many kinds, and they even have doggie bagels, so, when we go there we always get them. The dogs are very happy when they get them and so are we, because we see them have a great time eating them, and we like to see the dogs happy (especially Red, because he loves treats.) Galaxy likes treats, but she is not so piggish as Reddie.

Every time I start to eat a snack, Red comes up and tries to get some, Gali doesn't because we didn't let her when she was a baby, but unfortunately, I let Reddie have some, so now he is a little piggy. That is the bad thing about that now, and we can't stop it because he is too old to learn that and we let it go on for too long, so, that's that.

Gali has never is fed when I have a snack and that is why she is not so piggish. I was not aloud to feed her, because then we would have two dogs that always wanted food and we didn't want that, so we just did not feed her. 

In any case, the dogs loved those bagels and I was happy to see them happy.

THE END!!!!!

 

There is are two videos at the bottom.

Smoking a Cigarette

Dear Reader(s),

I am sorry that I have not been doing my posts regularly. I was quite busy. I got home so late that I had to go to bed, and eat dinner. I had a lot to do in the day, so I did not get to my posts. So, anyway, at least you know I am back and have not dropped out from "My Dog Red." 

THANK YOU!!!

One day, Red found a cigarette to smoke, he was very proud that he found something that made him look like he was a person and a big grownup even though he isn't.

I yelled at him and said,"You are such a bad boy,  you are not supposed to smoke, that is bad for you and besides that dogs aren't supposed to be smoking! Just because you have a lion jacket on doesn't mean that you can be a big guy!"

Red just bounced along smoking his cigarette, me yelling at him and Mama walking along. 

 Then when we got home, he put it down and looked at it like, is this a cigarette or a stick I want to eat? He said is was a cigarette and he kept smoking until it ran out. 

I told him that that was a stick, so, he ate it (as usual).

Anyways, thanks for reading my post!

P.S. I told Red that cigarettes are bad for him so he wouldn't smoke them, and they are bad. 

Brushing the Dogs' Teeth

"Mama, can I brush Red's teeth?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. 

"Thank you very much," I said back.

"You are welcome," she said.

Hello, I want to tell you a story about Red and Galaxy having their teeth brushed. I think this might be a biondn post to read so, I would not read it if I were you. You can, but it will be horrible. Thank You.

Everyday I brush Red's teeth, he tries not to have them brushed. He always turns and runs away. He is a very bad boy when it is time. So, when I want his teeth to be brushed, I have to call Mama to come in, or I can't do it. 

I brush his teeth on my own, but I need somebody to help me hold him. I wish I could do it, but I can't because he moves and he tries to escape me. I do the brushing so his teeth stay healthy, but I also do it because he has tartar and I want that to come off. The brushing will not get the tartar off completely, but enough so I will be satisfied with it. 

Galaxy is always good with having her teeth brushed and I like that, even  though I don't brush her teeth. Mum does it. 

We normally brush Galaxy's teeth when she comes in from the backyard eating poop. We don't like that so we brush her teeth then. We also brush her teeth other times  like Red, but he does not eat poop like Gali does. I don't like that she does, and I don't like that we brush her teeth because of that. 

Red has never eaten poop, but he has eaten some other yucky things like bark, except that is not too yucky. 

Anyway, hope that Gali stops eating poop and Red lets me brush his teeth more often than he does, but I still love him the same. I do because that is the way he is and what he likes to do,. I want him to be happy his whole life so, I like how he is. I would like him anyway.

P.S. Red eats squirrel poop, but that does not bother me as much.

Biondn means uncomfortable.

There is not a picture at the bottom.

THANK YOU!!!

What a Bean!

"Mama, would you please come help me?" I called.

"Oh XiaoXiao, we need to get home and get to the hospital so we can see Daddy!" she shouted from the corner.

"Thank you!" I yelled back.

"Foof," said Red.

"What is that?" asked Gali. "That looks cute, funny and small. It's going the wrong way and I want to help it and I can't so, I need someone to help me."

"There are so many little worms here, Mum," I said.

"I know," she said,"but I can't help you with that, you will just have to do it all by  yourself, we just need to get into the hospital before it shuts down, not that it is going to go out of business, it just won't let us in late."


"Okay, I will hurry up, but I want to save as many worms as possible," I said.

"Thank you," she said sternly.



Hello, I can't wait to tell you what I was doing and Gali. You will think it is very funny.

One day, I was going on a walk with Red, Gali and Mum. We were walking and all of the sudden I saw lots of worms in a puddle and I wanted to help them. I like to help creatures, but unfortunately, I had to go to the hospital.



While I was doing the worm thing, Galaxy saw a snail that looked cute and she wanted to save it. She likes to save creatures, too.

In any case, I got to get to bed and hope to write a post soon about the dogs.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

P.S. Red does not care about doing all that stuff like Galaxy and I do, but he likes to eat and that is all he is thinking about on walks, "how can I eat?"

There are many pictures at the bottom.

Red not paying any attention to what we are doing, looking for fights and picking on other dogs.

Looking for her friend.

Also looking for her friend.

Looking at the snail.

She is looking at the snail.

Thinking about what that is.

That is cute.

Finding the snail.

Such Sound and Deep Sleeping

"Mama," I whispered, "can I take a picture of Red and Galaxy? I want to put that on my post tonight."

"Yes," she said.

"Okay, thank you very much," I said back in a soft tone.

"You're welcome," Mama said.

Good evening everybody (or good morning if you woke up and read my post). I would like to tell you about R. and G. having a sleep, or a nap. Would you like to hear?

Today, March 20, Red and G. were sleeping as light as a cloud. (I used a simile just because I wanted to. I did not do it because I just learned it.) I wanted to take a picture of them but I was afraid they were going to move so I did not take a picture. There is not no picture on my post because I was afraid they were going to move like I said before, I was making sure you heard that there is not a picture on my post.

Anyway, that is all I can write for tonight because I have to eat dinner. I was called in.

THANK YOU 

P.S. I was just kitting that there are no pictures at the bottom. There are two of them. (If you listen to my last video on my last post, see if you can hear Red say RedRed. He says RouRou, but he is trying to say RedRed. It is hard for him to say redred because he needs to put his tongue up.)

Good Piggy Boy

"That is good singing, Red," I said after I finished the piece.

"Foof!" spat Red. (That means,"oh, sure I did!")

"Well," I said, "that is not very nice."

"Mrcf," R. said. (That means, "what do I care.) "I am just a little boy, so, I get to whatever I want. I think of myself as king, and I AM!!!"

"No you are not, so you do not get to do whatever you want. That isn't allowed, especially if you are a little boy!" I scolded him.

"O fine," said Red in a faint voice so that no one would hear what he said because none of the kids are supposed to say that.

"That is a good boy to say that you give up arguing," I said.

"Rour rour rour," barked Red at the window. (He was barking at another dog outside of the house. He always does that.)



Hello, do you want to hear about Red singing? I would like to tell you if you would like to hear.

(Please do not read my post if you would have a hard time reading it, because you don't like it. That would make me heart broken if you did not like it and you were reading it and not having fun in doing that or, reading it just to read it. That would also make you heart broken because you were reading it. What would make me happy is if you read it and not complain about how terrible it is written.)



Today, March 18, I did a violin improvisation like most every other day because I practice every day. I did two of them. Red sang on both of them. It is always nice to have that, but Gali gets in the way.

Red always sings and I have a lot of fun playing my violin with him because he is very good at singing. I am very good, too, but I don't want to boast about how good I am any more.

In any case, thank you for reading my post without wailing.

There is a video and a picture at the bottom.

While I play Gali sleeps and Red sings as you know now.

P.S. My video is a little bit funky sounding because I edited it in funny places that make it sound bad. I did not do that on purpose.

Possibly Looking For a Bug

"Gali, are you looking for a bug?" I asked.

"Mfh, mfh, mfh," said Galaxy.

"I guess that you mean you are sniffing for a bug, but I don't know for sure, nobody knows quite what you are doing. Mama mostly knows what you do, so, we all think that you are looking for a bug, because you do that a lot."

"Mfh, mfh," Galaxy said again.

"Mama, what do you think Galaxy is doing, I think she's looking for a bug. Don't you think?" I asked.

"Possibly," said Mum.

"That is what you think, right?" I asked.

"Yep" said Mama.



Hi again, do you want to hear about Gali probably looking for a bug? Like to tell you if you would like to hear.

Gali was sniffing at the door and we thought it was a bug, but it wasn't. It was a toy instead.

We found that out, because she finally figured out how in the world to get that toy, without having any trouble with getting it.

It was a hard problem for her, even though it was not all that hard for me, but she is a dog, but a smart dog, so, she should have figured out how to get it without doing all that sniffing. It's ok because she did not figure out right then.

In any case, that is my story for you today. March 13.

Thank You!!!

P.S. Red never had such a feeling for toys, but Gali never was so interested in treats like Red.

There are two videos at the bottom.

Why Are You Doing That?

One day, I got a new violin case because I didn't like my old one and it always was falling over. It always got me crazy and I could not stand it anymore, so I asked for a new one. When I asked for a new one, I got it and I was quite happy with it because it didn't fall over like the other one.

The outside of the case was red and gray. I like those colors, except I would rather have red and green. I don't know why I like Christmas colors, but I do. Those are just the colors I like.

I like Christmas, but I did not choose those colors because of Christmas. But anyway, let's get back to Red and the box when though we weren't talking about it. 

When I took the red and gray case out, Red went crazy. He went inside of the box and rolled in it. He must have thought it was for him and I don't know why. Do you know why? Wouldn't think so.

In any case, hope there is some magic way to find out why he did that.

P.S. I wanted to have this a surprise about him trying to go into the box. I like the red and gray on the case, because it makes it more interesting than just Christmas colors. 

THANK YOU

Eating The Fig

"Red! Did you eat my fig?" I asked.

"No, I did not eat your fig. I would never do such a thing." said R.



"Once upon a time, there was a child and a dog who lived in a one story house that was made out of brick.

 The dog and the child were so loyal to each other. They would do anything for each other for whatever reason.

The dog was a little bit of a pig so when the little girl had a fig or anything like food, and was eating it, the dog always tried to get it.

If he wasn't such a piggy he would not try to eat everything I had.

Anyway, that is my story for you today." said the narrator.

"THANK YOU!!!"

Gali On The Stepstool

Hi, I'm going to tell you about Gali on top of the stepstool. Would you like to hear?

Galaxy loves to be on the stepstool. She learned to get on there because I get on it so much that she is learning too. We always tell her to watch what we do. In this case, "we do" means Red and I.

I find it quite funny that she learned to get on the stepstool.

She learned some bad habits from Red like jumping on people, but other wise I like to have her follow us.

We both like to get on the stepstool. I need it, because I am too short to see other wise and that is Gali, too.

Red never gets on the stepstool because he is too small and he is just looking for food.

ANYWAY, HOPE YOU LIKE MY POST AND COMMENT ON IT!

There is a picture at the bottom.

Trying To Get The Kibble

"Red, why are you drinking that much water right now, because it is almost bed time and we don't want you to go in the bed or the room. You have gone in the room enough times this week. Are you trying to get a kibble out, 'cause I will give the kibble to you if you ask me or if I see it in the water bowl," I said.

"Yes," said Red,"I would like you to get the kibble out for me."

"Ok, I will give the kibble to you," I said.

"Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee," Red said.



Hello again, I would like to tell you about R. trying to get a kibble out of the water bowl. Would you like to hear?

One day, Red was trying to get a kibble out of the water bowl. He was drinking until he blew up. He was shaking of having to go outside and do some business. He was already full, but he is such a piggy that he will keep trying to get food until he gets it. He finally stopped, because he was TOO FULL, but he kept drinking until that happened.

In any case, Red drank so much water until he was shaking and needed to go outside really badly.


Post Script. In this case, "blew up" means Red's stomach got puffed up.

Missing a Walk

Hello, do you want to hear about Red missing out on his walk, but not missing out on it for miss behaving, for once. Whew.

"Hello," said Red, "I would like to go for a walk, would you please take me for one? I would really 

like one."

"No," I said. "I have to do a science experiment so I can't miss any measurements. It is for a science fair and I am already rolling late, so I can't go for a walk with you. I have to do the measurements every thirty minutes. We can feed you, but we can not feed and walk you, because I will miss that time to measure. I will just not miss anything for this science fair, because I have to be exact. So, I can not walk you, but you can go outside and play with Gali."

"Oh fine," R. said. "I guess I won't have a walk today."

Anyway, hope you like my post!

A Surprise Post

Dear Reader(s),

Would you like to hear a surprise post? I would like to tell it to you if you would like to hear it.

THANK YOU!!!



"Come on Gali, come in here with us so you have some company," I said.

"No," said Galaxy, "I am good to stay in here by myself, is that ok?"

"Smack! Smack! Smack!" Red smacks up the burger.

"What is that?" I asked. "Is that Red eating Dad's burger since I know Mummy left him breakfast on the table for him, Gali. She pushed it back so Red or you would have to be on the table to get it. You wouldn't, because you are bigger, but Red would because he is smaller, I am sure you know that."

Gali said, "Yes I do know that I am bigger and Red is smaller."

"Mmmmmmmmm," said R.

"Uh, Red, why did you eat Daddy's burger? That is a bad boy!!" I said. "Mamma, Red just ate Daddy's burger!"

"That is a bad boy!" she yelled at him. (He also got a wupen on his rear end. But he didn't really care. He also got sent outside by himself so he would know that he was in trouble.)

"Well, you left that burger on the table where one of the dogs could get it. Either G. or R." I said.

"I pushed it back so most likely, Red would have to be on the table to get it and he knows he isn't supposed to do that."

"Ok," I said, "that seems ok to me."



Thank You for reading my post!

P.S. G dot is an abbreviation for Galaxy or Gali and R dot is an abbreviation for Red or Reddie.

Langston

Hi again, I would like to tell you about one of Red's friends named Langston. Would you like to hear?

(Please don't read my post if you do not want to. I would not want you to read it, because it would be very uncomfortable for me and you to read what I wrote. So, just don't read it if you don't want to. Thank you.)

Red has a friend at the park and his name is Langston. Langston likes Red and R. likes L. Langston is always trying to boss R. around, because he thinks he is bigger. That is at least what I think. I haven't seen it, but I think that is what's most likely.

I like Langston, because he is cute and just extremely nice. I also like him because he has a little reindeer sweater. I like that reindeer sweater a lot because it is cute.

In any case, hope you like my post and comment on it!

Ariel's Birthday

Once upon a time, we had a dog named Ariel. She was a good dog and we miss her a lot. Today is her birthday.

Remember her? I do, and so does my family. I don't know if Red misses her. Gali does not, because she never met her. 

Ariel was Boris's little sister and my big sister. She would be Galaxy's big sister also. She was Red's big 

sister, too.

One time when Red got out, Ariel went with him. Since she was his big sister she took care of him and always watched out for him.

Then when she got too old and could not do anything much more, she died, but before she died I gave her a treat. It was for dogs that have bad hips and the treats are called Happy Hips.

Do you have them for your dogs or animals? We had them for Boris and Ariel. I don't think we will have to get Happy Hips for Red and Gali for a long time.

Anyway, I don't think Red remembers her much anymore, because now he is living a happy life with his family. 

I hope Red remembers her a little bit.

THANK YOU FOR READING MY POST AND COMMENTING ON IT!!!

There are two pictures at the bottom. They are pictures of Ariel.

Bringing Your Own Babies To Be Fixed

"Sissy, is that a baby, because that looks like one and since it does, can you fix this baby for me?" asked Gali.

"No it is not. It is just a pillow for my doll. I know you like it, but I am not going to give it to you," I said.

"Well would you please give it to me, because I really like it," said Galaxy.

"No," I said.



Dear Reader(s),

I hope you like this post and think it is funny.

Thank You!

One day when I was sewing with Mummy, Gali came in with some toys she had ripped up and was bringing them to be fixed.

It is very funny when she does that.

If you have a dog or a cat or any kind of animal and it has toys, does it bring the chewed up, mucky and ripped toys to you?

I would not think so. That seems kind of weird. I think only the smart dogs do that, but even though they are smart, I don't know if they would do it.



THANK YOU FOR READING MY POST AND USUALLY COMMENTING ON IT!!!!!

There is a two pictures at the bottom.

Red's Leg

"What are you doing skipping so much?" I asked.

"I don't know," Red said.

Hi again, I haven't done a post for a while. Would you like to hear my post about Red's leg?

One day, Red was skipping like every ukiuis step. 

It was very funny.

He skips anyway, but he was really skipping that day. 

In any case, it was very funny and kind of disturbing, too, because it looked like it hurt.

P.S. Ukiuis means single.

There is no picture or video at the bottom.

Camp

When I go to camp, Red gets so sad.

He waits at the garage door for me if I don't come home when Mama does.

He is always worried, but, when I go away, he is just the yikyest dog ever.

On the first day I go to camp, I put a treat out for him for later.

Mummy gives him the treat about after lunch. At least I think. I don't know, because I am not there but I think she does.

R. just can not wait until I get home and in the mean time, he ijs Mummy all day where I am.

He loves me so much that he worries about me every single minute I am gone. I worry about him all the time, too.

Anyway, love that he ens about me and he loves that  I ens about him.

Thank You For Usually Commenting On My Post Or Looking At It!


Yikyest means worryingest and ijs means asks and ens means cares.



P.S. There is no picture at the bottom.

An Attack

Dear Reader(s),

Do you want to hear some serious business? It is extremely horrible. Don't be afraid.

Hi again, Galaxy has been hurt, because someone has bitten her. I do not know who, but, it is someone mean.

KONA!!!!!

Remember that bad dog that bit Red and another sweet dog, Bruno and now Galaxy! 

Why would he do such a thing? That is bad. 

Why would he also attack sweet little Galaxy who is so submissive? Three sweet dogs he attacked and almost killed one of them. 

The one he almost killed, there were also two dogs on top of him and one that was yapping. That doesn't help at all, because that makes the other dogs more wanting to fight. 

They are all bad dogs. Who would like them, nobody except the owners which is true that they would like their dogs. 

Don't you like your pets? Your dog, cat any of your pets? I like my dogs so that is why I write about them.

Anyway, Kona is a bad dog and Gali is so submissive and wouldn't hurt anyone so why would he hurt a kind of dog like that, even Mandy or Jada who are Kona's sisters. All of them are mean and there is a lot more meanness out of them that I did not talk about in this post, because I think this is enough of it. 

There is a couple pictures at the bottom of Gali's bites from Kona.

P.S. Do you see some of what Kona did to Galaxy from that attack? It is pretty bad from what I have heard, don't you think? I do. 

Please keep up the comments and all the good stuff you do to comment my post. I love it .

Also see the teeth marks from him that Gali has in her mouth.

Can't wait until Kona can stop attacking and fighting, too. Do you? 

Keep It Up!

Thank You!!!

Carrying Your Own Treats Home

Hi again, I want to tell you about some of the funny things Red does. Would you like to hear?

Red does these funny things. He laeps home bark from our fiunn's house. It is extremely funny. Red is the funniest dog we ever saw. He is even funnier than Galaxy. At least I think.

From the posts you  have read, do you think Red or Galaxy is funnier. I think Red is funnier. I do think they are both funny in their own ways.

Thank You For Reading My Post And Commenting On It Usually!!!

P.S. Red brings home some bark every day from our neighbors' house. Rick and Liz.

Laeps means carries and fiunns means neighbors.

There is a picture at the bottom.

A P.S. Post

Hi, this a P.S. post. I forgot to write it on the other post when I did it on the blankets.

Post Script. This is a picture of Gali's blanket on the place she sucked on. It is extremely funny!

(Red used to suck on his stuff, too when he was a baby, especially his blanket.)