Deer Antlers

One day, the dogs had deer antlers. They were fine about it until Red decided to bury his in the lawn. When the dogs went out later, Red dug up his antler and showed it to Gali. Galaxy then wanted it, Red did too because it was his antler and Gali was taking it. It turned into a fight, but then it stopped, (of course, we had to stop it.) It was ok afterwards.

I was taking my shower and it started. It was kind of a frenzy fight.

Anyway, the dogs made up and they were very happy.

The dogs didn't seem to be angry at each other after we pulled them apart. They were just fine about it.

The dogs are still good dogs even though they fought. They are just like people and how the way people make up too.

THEY ARE DOGS, BUT DOGS ARE PEOPLE WHO MAKE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG!

P.S. I am so sorry there haven't been any posts up on My dog Red for a while. I have been very busy with things and have not had time to do blogs. SORRY!!

Not a Problem

Dear Reader(s),

I have not done a post like this in a long time, so, I don't want you to be to jared by this. It might be a little violent with the words.   THANK YOU!
 
"Red, is that your bed? I don't think so, " I said.

"Yeah,  I do not think that is your bed, so you may get out of it," Mum said.

"That is Gali's bed and you shouldn't be in there. Galaxy might want to sleep in there and she can't because you are in there, " I told him.

"SO?" he spat back.

"I'm just saying that that is not your bed and you should get out of it," I crossly said.

"FINE, I DON'T CARE, I WANT TO SLEEP HERE AND I GET TO DO THAT. YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE THE DECISION FOR ME. I WANT TO SLEEP HERE." Red said in a bold voice and that would let him sleep in there.

"Fine, sleep in there, I will go and do something else," I said.

Hi again, I am going to tell you about Red sleeping in the wrong bed that is not his bed.

This one day Red was sleeping in Gali's bed. He meant to because he never goes in her bed otherwise. He knows which is his bed and he knows which is her bed, but he never wants to sleep in his bed. You know how it is when the dogs or cats or any animal normally wants to trade toys or anything. So, when Red goes in Gali's bed, we get angry at him.

If Gali's  bed was Red's bed he would sleep in it, but then it would be his bed so he would want the bed he has now. He would always want the bed that isn't his unlike Galaxy.

Gali never wants his bed, plus she is too big for it. She would just over flow it. She is like Red who knows which is her bed and just goes in the right bed, not the wrong bed.

In any case, they both know which is their bed, it is that Red just doesn't think that it is the wrong bed and Gali does.

There is a picture at the bottom.

What a Piggy

One day, we took Red to have his glands done. Whenever I go to the doctor with him, I get treats so he can keep in focus so he doesn't get in fights. So, whenever I get treats there, he climbs up on the couch and tries to get the treats, but he never does. He tries so hard but no matter how hard he tries he doesn't get them. Red needs to find a new way to get them. He can not get them, because he is too short, unlike Gali who would be able to get them. She is not as piggish, so she wouldn't do that. Red is just such a piggy that he does anything to get more food. He tried and tried to get those treats but he didn't get them. In any case, I should maybe talk a little bit about his glands. So, when Red goes to the back to get his glands done, he goes happily over there, but when he gets there it isn't so great. Red screams and screams and screams because it hurts so much that he can't deal with it, but he has to. When it is over we ask if he screamed a lot, and they normally say he did so we take him home and give him a bath. We give him a bath because the flued drips down his legs. So, we give him a bath and then we let him go crazy. Anyways, I have to feed the dogs and get going. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING MY POST!!



 

Red's Spurts of Crazy Babyness

Dear Reader(s), I am sorry that I haven't been writing my usual posts, but I have been very busy and have not had time to write them. Thank you for being patient and not e-mailing me a lot. I appreciate that very much. THANK You ! Hi, would you like to talk about how Red gets his crazy baby spurts like Galaxy? So, when Red gets crazy, he wants to play with his toys and go berserk. He also wants you to throw the toy and play with him,(which we never have time to do). It is extremely funny when he does that. I don't think it is as much with Gali because she always has beanie time and that is why we call her Beanie. We don't call Red Beanie because it is confusing to the dogs when they are called the same name, and he isn't going crazy all the time. Anyways, I better get going on the end of my day.(The dogs want to eat dinner so, I have to feed them and walk them.) There is not a picture at the bottom. P.S. Red and Galaxy are both very good dogs and that is also why I like to write about them. I also write about them because they have interesting things to write about. Thank You!!!

Doggie Bagels

Once upon a time, Mama and I went to Noah's. That is where you get bagels. They have many kinds, and they even have doggie bagels, so, when we go there we always get them. The dogs are very happy when they get them and so are we, because we see them have a great time eating them, and we like to see the dogs happy (especially Red, because he loves treats.) Galaxy likes treats, but she is not so piggish as Reddie.

Every time I start to eat a snack, Red comes up and tries to get some, Gali doesn't because we didn't let her when she was a baby, but unfortunately, I let Reddie have some, so now he is a little piggy. That is the bad thing about that now, and we can't stop it because he is too old to learn that and we let it go on for too long, so, that's that.

Gali has never is fed when I have a snack and that is why she is not so piggish. I was not aloud to feed her, because then we would have two dogs that always wanted food and we didn't want that, so we just did not feed her. 

In any case, the dogs loved those bagels and I was happy to see them happy.

THE END!!!!!

 

There is are two videos at the bottom.

Smoking a Cigarette

Dear Reader(s),

I am sorry that I have not been doing my posts regularly. I was quite busy. I got home so late that I had to go to bed, and eat dinner. I had a lot to do in the day, so I did not get to my posts. So, anyway, at least you know I am back and have not dropped out from "My Dog Red." 

THANK YOU!!!

One day, Red found a cigarette to smoke, he was very proud that he found something that made him look like he was a person and a big grownup even though he isn't.

I yelled at him and said,"You are such a bad boy,  you are not supposed to smoke, that is bad for you and besides that dogs aren't supposed to be smoking! Just because you have a lion jacket on doesn't mean that you can be a big guy!"

Red just bounced along smoking his cigarette, me yelling at him and Mama walking along. 

 Then when we got home, he put it down and looked at it like, is this a cigarette or a stick I want to eat? He said is was a cigarette and he kept smoking until it ran out. 

I told him that that was a stick, so, he ate it (as usual).

Anyways, thanks for reading my post!

P.S. I told Red that cigarettes are bad for him so he wouldn't smoke them, and they are bad. 

Brushing the Dogs' Teeth

"Mama, can I brush Red's teeth?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. 

"Thank you very much," I said back.

"You are welcome," she said.

Hello, I want to tell you a story about Red and Galaxy having their teeth brushed. I think this might be a biondn post to read so, I would not read it if I were you. You can, but it will be horrible. Thank You.

Everyday I brush Red's teeth, he tries not to have them brushed. He always turns and runs away. He is a very bad boy when it is time. So, when I want his teeth to be brushed, I have to call Mama to come in, or I can't do it. 

I brush his teeth on my own, but I need somebody to help me hold him. I wish I could do it, but I can't because he moves and he tries to escape me. I do the brushing so his teeth stay healthy, but I also do it because he has tartar and I want that to come off. The brushing will not get the tartar off completely, but enough so I will be satisfied with it. 

Galaxy is always good with having her teeth brushed and I like that, even  though I don't brush her teeth. Mum does it. 

We normally brush Galaxy's teeth when she comes in from the backyard eating poop. We don't like that so we brush her teeth then. We also brush her teeth other times  like Red, but he does not eat poop like Gali does. I don't like that she does, and I don't like that we brush her teeth because of that. 

Red has never eaten poop, but he has eaten some other yucky things like bark, except that is not too yucky. 

Anyway, hope that Gali stops eating poop and Red lets me brush his teeth more often than he does, but I still love him the same. I do because that is the way he is and what he likes to do,. I want him to be happy his whole life so, I like how he is. I would like him anyway.

P.S. Red eats squirrel poop, but that does not bother me as much.

Biondn means uncomfortable.

There is not a picture at the bottom.

THANK YOU!!!